Granddads effelant is from Afrika and John McGowans effelant is from Grandma and mammy is from Po land. Effelants in po land are called Ma moths but they are all stinked. Grandad says I am like the holey gost caws sum times I speak in tungs and if I stay this lexic I will be put in DCU stead of UCD. Granddad says the impotent new pome book is d laid caws the pote is see king a sigh lum far far away in a peenle conoly but that they will send him back caws they have nuff wissards in Oz all reddy. Granddad says can garooze lives in Oz when they scape from the azoo. Granddad hopes the pote duzzint catch a nudder doze of the high koos. He says high koos is a dizzys of the anti podeez that fecks some potes if they for get to take dere pils. Granddad says the day toe knee duzzint take his Pils will be the day a skwadron of flying effelants dump on me. Anti Holly says sum day when granddad has taken too much sham pain for his gout we will meshur him with a rool er and we will finely no what is the hite of nonsense.
John Bogdan McGowan aka half-a-pole.
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I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting half-a-pol , but I know his granda. He appears to have small elefants , that are not called rex or even pee with their legs up !
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