A black shaggy poet with a touch of bright white around the collar and cuffs last seen being ambassadorial in Kuala Lumpur but thought to be heading towards the airport with large boxes of books. He answers to the name toe knee, but responds fastest to the smell of hops and he wags a lot. Australians are requested to be especially observant around any licensed billabongs where he may be given to a fit of crooning. A reward is not being offered for his return but a sub-committee of members of Balbriggan Golf Club have assembled six camels, twelve fine milking goats, two dozen good laying hens and a few ducks which can be had by way of a dowry if he is found and kept. This offer applies to full-time residents of the southern hemisphere only. However, interested Orthodox Israelis residing in the vicinity of King David’s tomb or the Wailing Wall will be given due consideration.
Posted by: The sub-committee for barring the poet
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A sub committee of the above sub-committee would like to send regards to the afore mentioned toe knee and let him know that his sandwich dissappearing skills were sorely missed de udder night !
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